So I get a message on myspace from the girl that John's hanging out with based upon my very bad behavior on Thursday night. And I agree that I was an asshole that night, but I was drunk and didn't realize that I was trying to grope on John in front of her...whoops! Hey, I'll be the first to admit that I'm the biggest jerk ever for that, but seriously after reading this email I almost threw my laptop out the window and I had to fight the urge to get in the car and find her and slit her throat. (just to clarify, I didn't slit anyone's throat, so I obviously got over my homicidal urge).

Hey Melina-
Listen I'm really sorry if I'm upsetting you in anyway But I really dig on John_______ and he does me and all this drama is not cool for anybody -I'm not a bitch and don't want anybody to be hurt it is just this is the way it is if u need to talk to me please do otherwise please knock of this drama thanks girl I appreciate it
-jenny

Note the total disregard for punctuation, random misspellings and a smattering of capitalizations, the email itself made me want to rip my eyeballs out of my head and to send her a grammar book. Ok, I'm just being a bitch...it was a well deserved email but that doesn't stop me from absolutely hating it. Oh and it really sucks because she beat me to the punch, I was planning on sending her an email apologizing for my behavior. But all I could muster after getting this was, "Sorry, I was really drunk...no drama was intended." And that's the truth, I didn't go down there to "win" him back, I just went to hang out. And I fucked up.