This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Sunday, April 16, 2006
Someone's getting her throat slit and she doesn't even know it...
So I get a message on myspace from the girl that John's hanging out with based upon my very bad behavior on Thursday night. And I agree that I was an asshole that night, but I was drunk and didn't realize that I was trying to grope on John in front of her...whoops! Hey, I'll be the first to admit that I'm the biggest jerk ever for that, but seriously after reading this email I almost threw my laptop out the window and I had to fight the urge to get in the car and find her and slit her throat. (just to clarify, I didn't slit anyone's throat, so I obviously got over my homicidal urge).

Hey Melina-
Listen I'm really sorry if I'm upsetting you in anyway But I really dig on John_______ and he does me and all this drama is not cool for anybody -I'm not a bitch and don't want anybody to be hurt it is just this is the way it is if u need to talk to me please do otherwise please knock of this drama thanks girl I appreciate it

Note the total disregard for punctuation, random misspellings and a smattering of capitalizations, the email itself made me want to rip my eyeballs out of my head and to send her a grammar book. Ok, I'm just being a was a well deserved email but that doesn't stop me from absolutely hating it. Oh and it really sucks because she beat me to the punch, I was planning on sending her an email apologizing for my behavior. But all I could muster after getting this was, "Sorry, I was really drama was intended." And that's the truth, I didn't go down there to "win" him back, I just went to hang out. And I fucked up.

posted by Melina at 12:46 PM