This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Paid in full

Would you allow a very visibly pregnant woman to walk out with one of these on her belly (it must've transferred from my milk)?? Apparently everyone at my local Giant was OK with it.

Thanks Giant patrons, thanks a lot.

Oh yeah, and fuck you!

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Monday, October 06, 2008
Thank you for being a friend...

What do you give the friend who seems to have everything, who likes wine and is also a bitch (a lovable one of course)?? Well, I got her a bottle of Bitch wine. I'll let you know if she thinks it's as good as the packaging looks!

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A man walks into a store...

...and his wife waits with bated breath, praying that they didn't have a pair of size 13 crocs in black. And they didn't!

Then the wife had to hope that the perky little blonde salesgirl didn't talk him into one of these asinine other colors...and she didn't!

Mission accomplished.

Is it wrong to feel so much happiness when John goes shoeless?? I hope not.

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