One Night Stands Are Hilarious. Fact. Especially when they are in the past.
You know what's fun to do even after six years of marriage have past?? Surprising your husband with a hilarious story about that one time you were so anxious to get away from a drunken mistake of a one night stand...that you just happened to have left your boots behind because you were too afraid of waking that mistake up. John laughed as he pictured me wandering around the streets of Manayunk, looking for my car, shoeless in December with snow on the ground.
And I still contend it was worth it all. Not the sex, that was bad...but leaving the shoes behind, well worth it.
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