So I put out the Bat signal to my friends on myspace since Craigslist is fairly awful right about now ("my hobbies include salsa dancing and I'm a Ninja level 5J" or "Do you want to go on a four day road trip with me and navigate?" who writes this shit??

Here's the skinny:

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Mission Possible? Current mood: dangerous I'm single and I'm bored...and the Cornfield is a one horse kind of town, and you shouldn't ride the only horse in town. If you know anyone decent, throw them my way. I'm not desperate, just bored out of my mind, and I can't seem to meet anyone and why should I be the only one not out there having fun? Because I know there's fun to be had! Mission Get Melina a Man has begun...now go! My hobbies include drinking, smoking and fucking, but perhaps you shouldn't tell them that...tell them, "I'm a nice girl" or elbow them and say, "She's a good time." Whatevs.