This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Thursday, April 13, 2006
Batsignals? We'll see if they really work...
So I put out the Bat signal to my friends on myspace since Craigslist is fairly awful right about now ("my hobbies include salsa dancing and I'm a Ninja level 5J" or "Do you want to go on a four day road trip with me and navigate?" who writes this shit??

Here's the skinny:

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Mission Possible?
Current mood: dangerous

I'm single and I'm bored...and the Cornfield is a one horse kind of town, and you shouldn't ride the only horse in town.

If you know anyone decent, throw them my way.

I'm not desperate, just bored out of my mind, and I can't seem to meet anyone and why should I be the only one not out there having fun? Because I know there's fun to be had!

Mission Get Melina a Man has go!

My hobbies include drinking, smoking and fucking, but perhaps you shouldn't tell them that...tell them, "I'm a nice girl" or elbow them and say, "She's a good time." Whatevs.

posted by Melina at 2:24 PM