Calling on Craigslist?
So I was thinking...
Maybe like last Spring I should try the old Craigslist approach to dating.
So I checked it out...and saw nothing but dregs. Or if they weren't dregs, they didn't seem all that interesting.
So then I was thinking...
Should I post another ad? They usually get lots of responses (over 300 once...how very flattering).
And then I thought, "Just drink your beer and get drunk, you're on vacation--from everything."
Plus my headline could only be, "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"...and I can't afford to be dating Patrick Bateman right now.
I think I'll just grab that beer.
Maybe like last Spring I should try the old Craigslist approach to dating.
So I checked it out...and saw nothing but dregs. Or if they weren't dregs, they didn't seem all that interesting.
So then I was thinking...
Should I post another ad? They usually get lots of responses (over 300 once...how very flattering).
And then I thought, "Just drink your beer and get drunk, you're on vacation--from everything."
Plus my headline could only be, "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"...and I can't afford to be dating Patrick Bateman right now.
I think I'll just grab that beer.
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