This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Calling on Craigslist?
So I was thinking...

Maybe like last Spring I should try the old Craigslist approach to dating.

So I checked it out...and saw nothing but dregs. Or if they weren't dregs, they didn't seem all that interesting.

So then I was thinking...

Should I post another ad? They usually get lots of responses (over 300 very flattering).

And then I thought, "Just drink your beer and get drunk, you're on vacation--from everything."

Plus my headline could only be, "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"...and I can't afford to be dating Patrick Bateman right now.
I think I'll just grab that beer.
posted by Melina at 6:17 PM