This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006
The trouble with vibrators...
The trouble with a vibrator is that it doesn't look down at me with a half grin that seems to read, "Wow, we're making each other feel this way?" in a way that melts my heart. It doesn't grab my breast, or give my nipple a little tweak. It refuses to speed up or slow down according to the noises I make. Why isn't it rolling around with me on the sheets and ripping them aside, throwing pillows when they get in the way? Asking me to ride it? It doesn't kiss my neck, my throat or wrap my legs around it's back.

I've come to the conclusion that it's a poor, poor substitute.
posted by Melina at 9:14 AM