This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Friday, March 31, 2006
There has to be a joke in this...
Drunk by yourself (after going out with a friend for a few)
on a Friday night, you take your birthcontrol and realize
that you paid $176 for three packs rather thank the $20
for three (because you ran out and your DR is sick of
giving you more because you constantly cancel your
appointments to go down to the city...I'm an idiot,
yes, yes...I'm well aware) and you realize that you
won't be sleeping with anyone anytime soon, because
if you do, you'll hate yourself. As you hated yourself
with that run on sentence.

And then, to make matters have a bridal
shower tomorrow and a baby shower on Sunday and you hate
having a vagina which requires you to go to such horrid affairs.
And you know that even if you wanted to be married and have
it's soo not in your cards.
Luckily, I'm on the fence about both...

It's a pity party and you're invited. Please bring gifts.
We'll call it a Pity Shower and there will be lots of fun games
for all involved. You may even win a door prize.

Oh and Johnny...your new hoodie is here. I'll mail it down tomorrow.
Hope this one fits you pumpkin. Happy Birthday a second time around.
posted by Melina at 6:20 PM