This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Wednesday, April 27, 2005
What I Learned On Oprah Today
I watched Greg Berhrent author of the new "bible of single women" He's Just Not Into You, go here if you've been living under a rock and you haven't heard ladies discussing this book as if it was explaining great revelations. It really doesn't. Today I learned two things that I do wrong according to Greg:
1. I have sex too early into the relationship...or even when I'm not in a relationship.

2. I can't make someone love me or like me. It is not a strong arm kind of event.

Gosh thanks for the newsflash Greg, I feel so much better (that's sarcasm). You've really helped me. I never knew this. I hope you write another book that explains something else really self explanatory--how about the Complete Guide to Belly Button Lint.
posted by Melina at 4:59 PM