This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Get Laid When You Pass Go
Wouldn't you love to get an email from your girlfriend/boyfriend/shemale lover or whatever that says," Hey! What are you doing tonight? Can I come over and play Monopoly? Unless of course you're busy."

Because that's exactly what I did this morning.

And the reply I got back..."Baby, I'm all yours! But you can't cry this time when you lose..."

So it's official, we're nerds...I kind of wish I could round up other people tonight, just long enough to get in a game of Cranium.

Now the tricky part of the situation is when will I pounce on I do it before, to throw him off? That's what I tried last time, but I stopped short to cause distraction. It backfired because I was the one distracted and then I was bankrupt within 40 minutes. This time...maybe I'll wait until after the game to take my victory lap so to speak. See really people, Monopoly is a strategic game...
posted by Melina at 1:53 PM