Get Laid When You Pass Go
Wouldn't you love to get an email from your girlfriend/boyfriend/shemale lover or whatever that says," Hey! What are you doing tonight? Can I come over and play Monopoly? Unless of course you're busy."
Because that's exactly what I did this morning.
And the reply I got back..."Baby, I'm all yours! But you can't cry this time when you lose..."
So it's official, we're nerds...I kind of wish I could round up other people tonight, just long enough to get in a game of Cranium.
Now the tricky part of the situation is when will I pounce on him...do I do it before, to throw him off? That's what I tried last time, but I stopped short to cause distraction. It backfired because I was the one distracted and then I was bankrupt within 40 minutes. This time...maybe I'll wait until after the game to take my victory lap so to speak. See really people, Monopoly is a strategic game...
Because that's exactly what I did this morning.
And the reply I got back..."Baby, I'm all yours! But you can't cry this time when you lose..."
So it's official, we're nerds...I kind of wish I could round up other people tonight, just long enough to get in a game of Cranium.
Now the tricky part of the situation is when will I pounce on him...do I do it before, to throw him off? That's what I tried last time, but I stopped short to cause distraction. It backfired because I was the one distracted and then I was bankrupt within 40 minutes. This time...maybe I'll wait until after the game to take my victory lap so to speak. See really people, Monopoly is a strategic game...
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