I looked at my pill case and I realized that for the first time in seven years, I have gone without sex in almost a month (26 days)! The horror (that's supposed to be a joke, kind of...the horror part)! But seriously, must I just expect that it's all down hill from here? I'm on a mission for the rest of the weekend, I've got two little pills that are cheering me on saying, "Use me for a good purpose!! Make us proud!" And really, who am I to let down my birth control pills? They need to feel as if they have a purpose you know.

Don't worry little guys, I'm on a mission. Well kind of...that is, if anyone's around and not going somewhere fun over the holiday weekend.

I'm sure I'll have a lot more stupid posts to follow this one if my weekend turns out to be not as exciting as I hope. Happy "Be A Lazy Piece of Shit" Weekend!!!