This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Friday, May 27, 2005
Thank God It's Friday...and now time to get laid.
I looked at my pill case and I realized that for the first time in seven years, I have gone without sex in almost a month (26 days)! The horror (that's supposed to be a joke, kind of...the horror part)! But seriously, must I just expect that it's all down hill from here? I'm on a mission for the rest of the weekend, I've got two little pills that are cheering me on saying, "Use me for a good purpose!! Make us proud!" And really, who am I to let down my birth control pills? They need to feel as if they have a purpose you know.

Don't worry little guys, I'm on a mission. Well kind of...that is, if anyone's around and not going somewhere fun over the holiday weekend.

I'm sure I'll have a lot more stupid posts to follow this one if my weekend turns out to be not as exciting as I hope. Happy "Be A Lazy Piece of Shit" Weekend!!!
posted by Melina at 2:42 PM