This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Thursday, May 19, 2005
Just Me and My Vibrators
So yeah alas, I'm alone...painfully, horribly alone (read this with your hand facing palm out and sounding breathy and desperate). Actually it isn't all that bad, and with the great timing that I have, there's going to be a new addition to my vibrator collection. Collection as in, I have one little guy and now there will be another one. I ordered him when I order the new Mr. Pink but he's been back order since, it's nice to have a new "man" in the house I guess.

This weekend is already taking shape and sounds like it could be a lot of fun. The ladies from work and I are heading a little ways out of town to a little bar in the middle of nowhere that for some reason, a lot of people congregate at. Saturday is Tash's little sister's birthday and she invited me, along with all of her other friends, to another bar out of town--so this too could be fun. Depending on how Friday goes, we'll see about Saturday.

Only 16 more days of work for me until I am officially on 11 weeks of vacation-whooo hoo. Say it with me now, "Whoo hoo"...altogether now, "Whoo hooo!!!" However, I'm wiping myself out in these last few days. They are killing me and ticking slower than a time bomb in a movie. I've got a lot to accomplish in this little time and yet, I do nothing except think about how I can get naked with a boy (not hard, but hard to find a boy I actually want to get naked with) and the next time I'm going to go out.
I think I may be eternally trapped in the 18-24 year old mentality. You know Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs?- sustinence, love, friendship,shelter, safety (amongst the other things that I forget) are all things that a human being needs to achieve happiness and become a well adjusted member of society...well I think he should've just come clean and said--satisfying, dirty, sweaty sex is some people's priorities. True, it's been proven that I've tried to kill two birds with one hierachy need stone by sleeping with my friends but I feel that this was just an effort to achieve happiness in a timely manner. So there.

Ok that rambled but there really isn't anything going on in my life except for the fact that I'm excited for a new vibrator, the end of work, and that's about it!
posted by Melina at 2:53 PM