This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Creepy Neighbors Vol. V
So my next door neighbor I think secretly dreams of being in charge of mowing some major league baseball field or something. He literally mows every other day. I'm not sure why, because he lowers the blade as low as it can possibly go. On top of this, he uses his weed wacker EVERY SINGLE DAY. Over and over, he whacks and whacks. I've heard that whacking is beneficial and self-rewarding but this is rediculous.

Because I'm more than slightly evil I find ironic that I don't own a weed whacker and I'm terrified of them! So I have huge, long tufts of lovely emerald blades shooting up by my trees that I occasionally go out and trim with a pair of clippers. How much do you think that he a) hates me or b) is dying to sneak over and trim my errant lawn?

Oh he's allowed believe me!
posted by Melina at 6:27 PM