This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Saturday, May 14, 2005
Wishing I Was Still Drunk
This is my fault, so I can't complain too much...but, I think my friend got my pants off last night. Ick. I like him as a friend, he grosses me out otherwise, and I've noticed he has a tendency towards chubby girls (I'm not, and it's my worst nightmare). However, he brought me home because I drank about 20 too many beers last night...yeah I know, I'm 28 and I should know my limits by now---but I was having fun last night! (Not having fun right now at all).

So anyways, back to the pants. They are crumpled up in a ball next to my underwear beside my couch. And I do remember him coming in with me. And he did call me this morning. I wonder if we're dating now? God I hope I said no to that. Luckily I know that nothing major happened (you know if we were using baseball metaphors) except for the fact that he's seen me naked. I'm not going to explain how I know that, but I'm still grossed out. Ouch my head hurts. I'm going to go sleep it off.

Oh and my mom is SERIOUSLY pissed at me, because she "wanted to spend the day with me" and I was supposed to know this with my psychic powers apparently. wake me up on Sunday.
posted by Melina at 12:53 PM