This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Monday, May 16, 2005
Melina Reasons With Children
"Melina since when is pissed off a curse word?"
"Since your grandmother would box both of our ears if I allowed you to say it."
"That's not a good enough reason..."
"Ok I'll make a deal with you, for the next two days say 'that makes me want to expell urine really badly' and maybe I'll let you say pissed off."
"Nawww...that's gay."
"What part of that sentence looks like it has sexual desire for a sentence of the same sex?"
"I'm saying, how is that gay?"
"You know what I mean."
"Well then say what you mean. Saying that's gay makes me think that it's either incredibly happy in an archaic way (look up the word archaic) or that it is involved in some sort of homosexual relationship and that just doesn't make sense because it's a phrase not a sexual being."
"I guess you're right"
"A breakthrough...I'm right for once. Whoo hoo!"
overheard a few minutes later..."Don't go ask Melina anything she's acting so gay today!"
posted by Melina at 4:05 PM