"Melina since when is pissed off a curse word?"
"Since your grandmother would box both of our ears if I allowed you to say it."
"That's not a good enough reason..."
"Ok I'll make a deal with you, for the next two days say 'that makes me want to expell urine really badly' and maybe I'll let you say pissed off."
"Nawww...that's gay."
"What part of that sentence looks like it has sexual desire for a sentence of the same sex?"
"Huh?"
"I'm saying, how is that gay?"
"You know what I mean."
"Well then say what you mean. Saying that's gay makes me think that it's either incredibly happy in an archaic way (look up the word archaic) or that it is involved in some sort of homosexual relationship and that just doesn't make sense because it's a phrase not a sexual being."
"I guess you're right"
"A breakthrough...I'm right for once. Whoo hoo!"
overheard a few minutes later..."Don't go ask Melina anything she's acting so gay today!"