This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Monday, May 16, 2005
So How Do You Know Her?
Coworker: My mom had a "Simply Delicious" tasting party and Mrs. ________ was there. She asked about you.

Melina: Oh really?

Coworker: Yeah, how do you know her?

Melina: I used to live next door to her growing up.

Coworker: She told me to ask you about Josh...

Melina: Oh really...that's funny.

Coworker: Why?

Melina: Many reasons really. We used to get into a lot of trouble together.

Coworker: What kind of trouble?

Melina: Oh you know the usual...we spray painted the side of Mrs. ______ station wagon, we cut a hole in Josh's little brother's stroller so that we could make his head poke out the back, we used to bury Josh's glasses in deep pits we would dig in the back yard because he hated them and he felt like a geek, we took apart his parents' radios and pretend to be disarming bombs, oh and I had sex with him in a car and we got a citation for it. Actually I got a citation for it because it was my so wasn't fair because I did all the work...and I had to deal with a certain type of piercing.

Co-worker: Oh that's the guy!

Melina: Oh that's the one...but I don't know if his mom knows about that one. I'm very discreet don't you know (smug smile and a wink).

Co-worker: Uh-huh. That's why I know the story.

Melina: Shut up. Just go with it for once.
posted by Melina at 7:24 PM