Coworker: My mom had a "Simply Delicious" tasting party and Mrs. ________ was there. She asked about you.

Melina: Oh really?

Coworker: Yeah, how do you know her?

Melina: I used to live next door to her growing up.

Coworker: She told me to ask you about Josh...

Melina: Oh really...that's funny.

Coworker: Why?

Melina: Many reasons really. We used to get into a lot of trouble together.

Coworker: What kind of trouble?

Melina: Oh you know the usual...we spray painted the side of Mrs. ______ station wagon, we cut a hole in Josh's little brother's stroller so that we could make his head poke out the back, we used to bury Josh's glasses in deep pits we would dig in the back yard because he hated them and he felt like a geek, we took apart his parents' radios and pretend to be disarming bombs, oh and I had sex with him in a car and we got a citation for it. Actually I got a citation for it because it was my car...it so wasn't fair because I did all the work...and I had to deal with a certain type of piercing.

Co-worker: Oh that's the guy!

Melina: Oh that's the one...but I don't know if his mom knows about that one. I'm very discreet don't you know (smug smile and a wink).

Co-worker: Uh-huh. That's why I know the story.

Melina: Shut up. Just go with it for once.