The answer to that question must be yes because I'm following the instructions of Kelly Love and doing this meme. All I can say is that I'm glad I was too young for Jim Jones and his Kool Aid, obviously I would've had me a glass.

I'm supposed to post the list of unfinished statements below, add one or two of my own, then finish 5 of them. Then I have to pick 3 other bitches to carry this godforsaken thing on. Scroll down to see my answers.

If I could be an assassin's bullet
If I could be a member of the opposite sex
If I could be a list of blog questions
If I could be a ninja
If I could be a fly on the wall
If I could be a rodeo clown
If I could be a celebrity
If I could be totally at peace
If I could be on the other side of the world
If I could be a cat burglar
If I could be a supermodel
If I could be in a movieI
f I could be a music executive
If I could be a grandparent
If I could be a computer hacker
If I could be a professional basketball player
If I could be a Customer Service Representative
If I could be an artist
If I could be a marketing director
If I could be a nanny
If I could be a psychic
If I could be an emergency medical technician
If I could be a firefighterIf I could be a designer
If I could be a policeman/woman
If I could be a teacher
If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be a bonnie pirateI
f I could be a service member
If I could be a business owner
If I could be an actorIf I could be an agent
If I could be video game designer
If I could be a comic book artist
If I could be a hooker
If I could be a crack addict
If I could be a porn star
If I could be a mimeI
f I could be a domestic engineer
If I could be a chimney sweep
If I could be a masseuse
If I could be a taxi driver
If I could be a priest
If I could be the Sheriff Of Nottingham
If I could be a dancerIf I could be Santa Claus
If I could be on a reality TV show
If I could be a magician
If I could be a rich man
If I could be perfect
If I could be a comedian
If I could be a scary bear
If I could be a philandering wife

If I could be a porn star, I'd get paid for what I love most in life, sex and attention. I'd make sure that the men starring with me were good looking (and preferrably friends of mine) and I wouldn't fake a damn thing!

If I could be a librarian, I probably would be in my own piece of Heaven. I love books, and I love other people who like books. I could talk with people about books and I could wear my hot librarian glasses (not to be confused with THL...I had the glasses before I heard about her blog. They are my porn star librarian glasses.)

If I could be a bonny pirate, I find my clyde pirate (yes I know bonny means pretty, work with me people!) named Drk and I show him what raping and pilaging is all about!

Ok, I'm supposed to pass this cup of Kool Aid on, or I'm supposed to tell you to put on your black Nikes and purple track suits and wait for Hale Bop again...but I not gonna do it. The meme ends here.