This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Saturday, April 30, 2005
Crack Kills Part II

For Paper Merc...the other half of the two page ad from Bizarro World. Here are the ladies. Notice there is yet another little monkey...and apparently the monkey was the stylist on the set. Here's this pitch, "Ok so we're going to take some girls who have been on the Survivor diet for the past year or so; we're going to put them in ultra high heels in the sand (because uh, that's practical) and we're going to give them the single most ungodly outfits. The baby monkey will be the cuteness factor and will hopefully make people forget about our heinous clothing line that costs like a billion dollars. Who's with me?"
Another great Melina pic
posted by Melina at 10:35 AM