This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Friday, April 29, 2005
Crack and Creativity Both Start With "C". Coincidence? I Think Not

Proof that ad execs have really lost touch with the public. What the fuck is this? Picture that pitch meeting. "Well we're going to need a monkey, and a little kid wearing nut huggers flexing, then we'll have two incredibly pale people carry around this guy like he's dead or something. Oh, and we'll put them on the beach?"
Another great Melina pic
posted by Melina at 8:14 PM