Not that it's really important but my friend Chelle sent me the following email:

Hey buddy,
Just read your blog....great reading as usual. Unfortunately I have bad news....Franky ate your lip gloss Sat morning so I chucked it....forgot to tell you (sorry). However, if you had left it at the bar I am sure Drk would have returned it.....at least he wasn't the problem your hungover friend and lip gloss eating dog were. ~Chelle

Isn't it nice that my friend attempts to protect Drk's skills at returning my lost items to me? I have a lot of good eggs surrounding me, and not a whole lot of burnt toast (thanks my friend at Cotard Syndrome for the new term to be the opposite of good egg)!