This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Saturday, January 29, 2005
False Advertisement..but it's ok, she's married

My friend Heather bought little chicken cutlets from Eckerd drug store. If you don't know, "chicken cutlets" are silicon slabs that you put into your bra and it adds mass to the boobs and lifts them up as well. She had the ones from Victoria's Secret that cost a heck of a lot more, but obviously these provide the desired effect. True quote, "You're going to put this on your website? Do my boobs look ok? Ummm yeah, they look better than ok dumbass. Warning ladies: If you're going to go this route, I'm hoping that you either wear a shirt that says, "Objects appear larger in this shirt" or you come out and spill the beans. I can't think that it would be a sexy surprise to see you pull silicon slabs out of your bra. I can't relate, as I'm ok with my boob size (not trying to sound condescending, it's just I've never had to go shopping for breast alternatives).
Another great Melina pic
posted by Melina at 9:36 AM