The Embarassing Text Message
I don't know why I'm posting it, but this one's for Jim. Read my drunkenese because it doesn't make very much sense. I will write it out how I typed it last night and then I'll write what I thought I typed.
sent 2:43 am
Thanks you didnt need but it was generous.im also deleting ur # sorry! didn't realize it was real. u put up w me so ive stopped completelysorry for ur shame
Second text message: Sorry that was really convoluted.
Ok here's what I meant to type had I not been a drunkard:
Thanks for the ride, you didn't need to offer but it was very generous of you. I'm also going to delete your phone number. I'm sorry I've sent three messages to you in the past, I honestly didn't know that it was a cell number. I was just sending messages kind of hoping that you'd get them kind of not. You've put up with me for so long lusting after you and I finally got it through my thick skull that you're not playing hard to get so I stopped pursuing you. That's why I hardly talk to you at the bar anymore, I've stopped completely! Sorry that I've made the both of us laughingstocks at the bar.
Second text message: Sorry I'm a moron and I shouldn't be let out of my cage but on occasion.
All of that is what I meant to say! Oh and the three other text messages that I've sent him over the course of three months didn't say anything embarassing. One said "Happy B day", another said,"Who's number is this?" and the third said, "Derek?"
sent 2:43 am
Thanks you didnt need but it was generous.im also deleting ur # sorry! didn't realize it was real. u put up w me so ive stopped completelysorry for ur shame
Second text message: Sorry that was really convoluted.
Ok here's what I meant to type had I not been a drunkard:
Thanks for the ride, you didn't need to offer but it was very generous of you. I'm also going to delete your phone number. I'm sorry I've sent three messages to you in the past, I honestly didn't know that it was a cell number. I was just sending messages kind of hoping that you'd get them kind of not. You've put up with me for so long lusting after you and I finally got it through my thick skull that you're not playing hard to get so I stopped pursuing you. That's why I hardly talk to you at the bar anymore, I've stopped completely! Sorry that I've made the both of us laughingstocks at the bar.
Second text message: Sorry I'm a moron and I shouldn't be let out of my cage but on occasion.
All of that is what I meant to say! Oh and the three other text messages that I've sent him over the course of three months didn't say anything embarassing. One said "Happy B day", another said,"Who's number is this?" and the third said, "Derek?"
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