No Longer A Virgin
No silly...not me! Clark Kent on Smallville(because I'm a nerd and I watch a lot of WB while reading high quality literature) was "tricked" into wearing the red kyptonite necklace which makes him the "bad" Superman. During the time of being bad Superman, he got married in Vegas and began to have sex with his new wife...when the necklace suddenly fell off. Clark was saddened and disillusioned that he had just nailed the hottest female in the world and returned home. That's how I knew that I was just watching a TV show...oh that, and Lana tried to lose her virginity and the guy turned her down.
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