I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie
Me: Ok, I know I have a big butt, but, do these make my butt especially big? (turning and shaking it like I own it...which, unfortunately I do).
John: It looks juicy.
Me: Gross! OK, so it looks especially enormous...whatever, I'm too late for work to change/hide my ass.
***walking out the door together for work***
Me: I see you staring at my ass, knock it off douchebag! (Yep, that's my term of endearment)
John: I like to look at butts and I look at butts all day long, deal with it!
Amazingly, this did not make me feel better about my ass but did make me wonder about John since he works with mostly men.
John: It looks juicy.
Me: Gross! OK, so it looks especially enormous...whatever, I'm too late for work to change/hide my ass.
***walking out the door together for work***
Me: I see you staring at my ass, knock it off douchebag! (Yep, that's my term of endearment)
John: I like to look at butts and I look at butts all day long, deal with it!
Amazingly, this did not make me feel better about my ass but did make me wonder about John since he works with mostly men.
Labels: butts, john, obsessions
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