A letter to the tech dept that became a rant of sorts
Dear Tech Dept.,
Hi! It's me, Melina...your one fellow co-worker who doesn't need you 24/7. Tech Dept I have a question for you...how can I do my job when you've systematically managed to block all of the Internet from me. I have to hand it to you, that was quite a feat, you should give yourselves a pat on the back. Now that you've done that, it's time to give me my Internet back unfiltered. I promise never to look at porn on the web (Honestly? I have enough porn on DVD in the privacy of my own home for those rare moments when I feel like watching other people engage in sex).
Oh and Tech Dept, can you send a message to Kanye West for me (since you now control the Internet)? Can you tell him that I agree with him that Bush hates black people. I kinda have the feeling that he hates poor people too, although he LOVES the ladies in a vegetative state (Hell, he'll get Congress out of bed on the weekend for that one)...but um Tech Dept have you ever seen or listened to the lyrics of Kanye's song Gold Digger? Oh you haven't? It's basically about how all the girls who hang around him are basically gold diggers and that he should ge a prenup...I mean that's not too pretentious is it? Well I think while Kanye has his concerns (oh and I'm right there with him there), I have a few about him too. Especially when he sings, "Get down girl, go 'head get down" and he mimes pushing a head down. Oh and all the half naked girls...and they're all black, which is cool, but then I vaguely heard that negative comment about a white girl. It's really pretty black and white with him, don't you think Tech Dept? Wow, I thought we were moving towards change, but I guess not.
Well I've gotta say it Tech Dept...I pretty much despise Bush as much as possible...but I'm suspicious. Did you know Kanye's album dropped last week? Hmm, he wouldn't do anything just to get his name out in the media would he? I'm all for pointing out wrong doing when wrong's being done, but do it for the right reason. Does that make sense Tech Dept?
Thanks for letting me vent! ~Melina
Hi! It's me, Melina...your one fellow co-worker who doesn't need you 24/7. Tech Dept I have a question for you...how can I do my job when you've systematically managed to block all of the Internet from me. I have to hand it to you, that was quite a feat, you should give yourselves a pat on the back. Now that you've done that, it's time to give me my Internet back unfiltered. I promise never to look at porn on the web (Honestly? I have enough porn on DVD in the privacy of my own home for those rare moments when I feel like watching other people engage in sex).
Oh and Tech Dept, can you send a message to Kanye West for me (since you now control the Internet)? Can you tell him that I agree with him that Bush hates black people. I kinda have the feeling that he hates poor people too, although he LOVES the ladies in a vegetative state (Hell, he'll get Congress out of bed on the weekend for that one)...but um Tech Dept have you ever seen or listened to the lyrics of Kanye's song Gold Digger? Oh you haven't? It's basically about how all the girls who hang around him are basically gold diggers and that he should ge a prenup...I mean that's not too pretentious is it? Well I think while Kanye has his concerns (oh and I'm right there with him there), I have a few about him too. Especially when he sings, "Get down girl, go 'head get down" and he mimes pushing a head down. Oh and all the half naked girls...and they're all black, which is cool, but then I vaguely heard that negative comment about a white girl. It's really pretty black and white with him, don't you think Tech Dept? Wow, I thought we were moving towards change, but I guess not.
Well I've gotta say it Tech Dept...I pretty much despise Bush as much as possible...but I'm suspicious. Did you know Kanye's album dropped last week? Hmm, he wouldn't do anything just to get his name out in the media would he? I'm all for pointing out wrong doing when wrong's being done, but do it for the right reason. Does that make sense Tech Dept?
Thanks for letting me vent! ~Melina
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