This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Tuesday, January 18, 2005
Typically I'm fairly happy go lucky...but today I'm snarky. You wouldn't want to get in my way, in fact--even if you're weren't in my way today--I'd still glare at you;and that glare would make you spontaneously combust. I'm so busy and feeling stressed. My skin is just a tad to small and every room I go into is a tad too hot. My sweater has figured out a way to make my skin itch with every move I make...snarky I tell you!

I realize that everyone says that that they are busy but I truly am so completely buried under papers and work it's absolutely rediculous. As it is, I can never see the calendar blotter that graces the top of my desk. Whatever, events/dates or meetings that I have--I just keep it memorized in my head. Why I purchased the fine pink calendar at Staples for $14.99, I'll never know. Now my "organized piles and heaps" have found their way home with me. For weeks, I've dodged them--sighing with relief when only one stack inhabited my home at night, but now I look around and it looks like I smuggled every piece of paper that has a little bit of writing on it! I should tackle them (I did kill off a small pile and I maimed a larger one), but I choose to watch Veronica Mars instead--
So say it loud!
(You though I was going to say, "I'm black and I'm proud," huh? Nope...)
Stop yer whining Melina!
posted by Melina at 9:03 PM