At this particular moment...after going upstairs and looking at my room with the critical eye of an observer, I realized that I am an absolute slob. This really isn't an epiphany or anything...I have been a slob since I went to college. As my roommate N taught me to just leave everything on the floor as hangers are for those who have nothing better to do with their lives. I blame the nightmare upstairs on her. I pity her husband, because today this day as a married woman, leaves everything on the floor as she takes it off. If Martha and I were chums she'd help me get organized! Wonder if during her future stint of inevitable community service she could come clean my room for me, as I am far too "busy" (read lazy). Maybe I can straighten up over the holiday break...I must over the holiday break.