Well you might be missing me for a little while...I'm studying, and when I'm not studying I'm bitching about studying and railing against the injustice that I'm not allowed to bring notes to this test...C'mon, seriously? I have to memorize outlines for nine essays?!? Bullshit!

But rest assured, I'm sure I'll want to take a study break (study avoidance), so I'll probably post again soon.

PS. I'm hacking up a lung, John has been sick since Sunday and I've been his naughty nurse every step of the way so you do the math...how'd I get sick? If you see him in passing, stick a shiv in him, ok?

PPS. I totally look like that nurse over there every night that John comes home sick...disregard anyone who tells you that I'm wearing glasses, my hair is pulled into a ponytail and that I'm forever wandering around in my hoodie!

****this just in at 4:58 pm***** I just spilled Lea and Perrins ALL over my notes, why I left worchestershire sauce out, I'll never know but I do know that my stress level just spiked. Xanax anyone???

I'm still alive and I'll post again soon, but right now my life is full of chaperoning, baby showers,helping people move, grading, and study for my Comprehensive Exam (although not enough, it's fast approaching and I'm absolutely not ready). All in all, nothing good to post. In the meantime, I can hardly believe this woman didn't make it further in the pageant circuit:


Poor lady, here's a recent interview with Stacy Hedger (the woman in the video). I think I love her.

don't expect anything good.

I went to a birthday party this weekend for the first friend I ever had (30 years ago)...the only person I had anything in common with at the whole party was John.

Don't get me wrong, I had fun...but I have never been around more babies and children in my entire life. Honestly, they were swarming everywhere!

I was about elbow deep in a research study/paper that I am forced to write. I'm on page 14 and I'm not even close to being halfway done. So pardon the lack of posting but typing (and thinking) has lost it's appeal for me right now. I shall return. Same Bat-time. Same Bat-place later today...hopefully.

No, I haven't fallen in love with KFC so much that I haven't posted...in fact the damn place hasn't even opened yet. They were supposed to open on Tuesday now they aren't opening until next Tuesday! Bastards!

Anyways, posts to come...busy life right now since it's Homecoming Weekend here in the Cornfield, and I am involved in ALL the festivities.

Hopefully, John and I will get into some kind of mischief. And, I hope that you will as well!

Last month I was interviewed here about my blog. Apparently, if you go there you can vote on blogs and leave comments. The most "interesting" comments can also win cash. I figure that's probably too good to be true...but the interview was fun so I thought I would spread the word about this new site.


A real post to come later...I'm wrapped in Potter, the gym and the sunshine right now.

When you wake up hangover free do not take it as an open invitation to partake in spirits while attempting to clean...because then you will wake up feeling decidely like crap--and then you will throw up numerous times. The problem with this being that you haven't eaten anything and so it's fruitless and painful. I hope John's feeling a little better than I am--because unlike me, he had to work today. Ah, the joys of having the summer off are "intoxicating". We are dumb...

I'm going on the wagon...at least until Friday. Feeling like this, is for the dogs. Actually, I wouldn't even wish this upon the meanest junkyard dog. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to lie down, nap and feel better so I can actually clean the house...like I attempted to do before Miller Lite crossed my path.

Better posts to follow...when my body ceases to fight my every move.

Ok...every single day I get just under a billion search hits (ok, about 100) for this woman. Apparently, she is Melina from the WWE. I've seen her boobs and I agree, they are worthy of searching for. However, just so you WWE fans know. I'm not her, my site has nothing to do with her, her nakedness, orgies with her and her boyfriend Johnny Nitro (I did my research this morning) and I never will.

PS. She does have a banging body but I can't stand her hair. C'mon Melina...you have gorgeous hair...I like the multi-tonal streaks and whatnot, but do you have to have pageant hair? Isn't your job to kick ass and take names later (and by kick ass and take names later I believe I mean, isn't your job to titilate all the men who are watching your program and are probably subs and are hoping that you'll smash a chair over their heads while screaming that they are bad, bad boys??)?
From one Melina to another, I hope that you take my advice love.

Well I've been puttering around on here trying to find new and interesting bells and whistles for my blog or whatever I'm supposed to refer to it as, and as you can see it's still fairly bare! Ah well, what can I do?
So today was a pretty good day. Work was fantastic as always (I'm not being sarcastic), I really love my job. I had some time to read a little while I was there. Now I'm at home and I know that I really should go upstairs and clean the upper level of my house. The daunting task looms in the distance because again I'm choosing not to do it! There are so many other important things for me to do...you know like sit on my butt and listen/sing to music, and play with the animal (who keeps hitting me in the head with her very heavy biscuit ball right now because I'm not giving her enough attention!). Well rather than suffer a concussion I think I will play with her for a little...hope everyone else managed to have a good day as well.