As I rushed around this morning trying to find something to wear, I grabbed my favorite black pants and threw on an emerald green crew necked "favorite tee" from the Gap. I can dress pretty casually for work as long as my pants aren't jeans, it's prettynice. I looked in the mirror as I pulled up my hair and asked John as he walked past me, "How do I look?"

He spun me around to give me a complete assessment and asked, "What? Is it Boob Day today?"

I can't win, even when they're completely covered.