This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Wait for it...
(if you don't want to watch it all, go to 1:17) What would happen if you talked like this all the time?? Like, what if you screamed/growled in a feral manner, "This is a pork chop!" when someone asked you what was for dinner? Try it tonight, it "fits" in any situation you can imagine (examples, "This is bedtime!" or "This is me naked!" I promise you, you will get a laugh out of someone...I know I did.

PS. You have to watch the 300 trailer to know what I'm talking about.

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posted by Melina at 5:20 PM