Searches..The I hate Melina edition
So I've held off on the searches post because I know some people don't like them quite as much as I do. But although I have some sensational searches (read: very dirty), I noticed a trend of trash talking searches. Read what I mean.
1. Melina sucks. Well fine then! You suck too! Actually I've been complimented on my sucking abilities, so there. Nanny nanny boo boo.
2. Melina di smack down. I'd prefer not to be smacked down, just so you know. I can talk the talk, but I don't know if I can walk the walk.
3. Daddy's little slut. Ugggh. I was never Daddy's little slut, that's just gross. And I'm sorry, I can get as kinky as you'd like...but I don't call people "Daddy" it conjures up images, of well, my daddy.
4. "I'm a nympho" cigarettes. Well sometimes I do think that I'm a nympho sex occupies a large portion of my brain...getting it, thinking about it when I do get it, how I can ever get Derek to give it to me...etc. However, I don't think they make cigarettes for us nymphos.
5. Melina's boobs. I think my boobs are great, I'm not looking forward to the day when they start to sag, but as of right now they are absolutely perfect.
6. Romp and Jake. Now this search confuses me. Someone searches for Jake and romp on a daily basis...if you remember they once searched for Jake+romp+twilight zone+booty call...well now the person searches Romp and Jake every day. I hope you get the romp with Jake, I really do. I think maybe I'll start searching Romp+Derek=happy Melina and maybe it'll come true.
7. I got my boobs done. Well I'm happy for you. I haven't had my boobs done, but I'm not saying that in the future I won't consider it. I'm a vain girl. Although, I don't like the look of fake boobs...but I don't like the look of old boobs either.
8. Mr. Mophead dog. I love that dog!! It's in the commercial for some mini van or something...but I love the name of that dog!
9. Playgirl giggle OR giggles OR giggled OR giggling -gay xxx. I will admit that Playgirl makes me giggle too...and I'm fairly sure that Playgirl is less for girls and more for gay men and that's fine with me. My dad gave me a Playgirl on my 16th birthday as I was utterly virginal, so that I wouldn't be shocked at what a penis actually looked like (sweet dad, sweet). I can't say that I was turned on by the sight of a man standing naked in a junkyard...but hey, if it works for someone great.
10. And as always I get the "how to say" beer, girls, sex, fucking, gay, Derek, her tooth, no, slut, whore, bitch, Melina "in different languages.
11. My personal favorite of the week= Melina and Derek, a love story. It sure is. Although I don't think he sees it that way. But I feel like we're star crossed lovers. Well, in my fantasies.
1. Melina sucks. Well fine then! You suck too! Actually I've been complimented on my sucking abilities, so there. Nanny nanny boo boo.
2. Melina di smack down. I'd prefer not to be smacked down, just so you know. I can talk the talk, but I don't know if I can walk the walk.
3. Daddy's little slut. Ugggh. I was never Daddy's little slut, that's just gross. And I'm sorry, I can get as kinky as you'd like...but I don't call people "Daddy" it conjures up images, of well, my daddy.
4. "I'm a nympho" cigarettes. Well sometimes I do think that I'm a nympho sex occupies a large portion of my brain...getting it, thinking about it when I do get it, how I can ever get Derek to give it to me...etc. However, I don't think they make cigarettes for us nymphos.
5. Melina's boobs. I think my boobs are great, I'm not looking forward to the day when they start to sag, but as of right now they are absolutely perfect.
6. Romp and Jake. Now this search confuses me. Someone searches for Jake and romp on a daily basis...if you remember they once searched for Jake+romp+twilight zone+booty call...well now the person searches Romp and Jake every day. I hope you get the romp with Jake, I really do. I think maybe I'll start searching Romp+Derek=happy Melina and maybe it'll come true.
7. I got my boobs done. Well I'm happy for you. I haven't had my boobs done, but I'm not saying that in the future I won't consider it. I'm a vain girl. Although, I don't like the look of fake boobs...but I don't like the look of old boobs either.
8. Mr. Mophead dog. I love that dog!! It's in the commercial for some mini van or something...but I love the name of that dog!
9. Playgirl giggle OR giggles OR giggled OR giggling -gay xxx. I will admit that Playgirl makes me giggle too...and I'm fairly sure that Playgirl is less for girls and more for gay men and that's fine with me. My dad gave me a Playgirl on my 16th birthday as I was utterly virginal, so that I wouldn't be shocked at what a penis actually looked like (sweet dad, sweet). I can't say that I was turned on by the sight of a man standing naked in a junkyard...but hey, if it works for someone great.
10. And as always I get the "how to say" beer, girls, sex, fucking, gay, Derek, her tooth, no, slut, whore, bitch, Melina "in different languages.
11. My personal favorite of the week= Melina and Derek, a love story. It sure is. Although I don't think he sees it that way. But I feel like we're star crossed lovers. Well, in my fantasies.
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