This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Don't you have anything else you could give me? Think hard and look in your pants
In my drunken state I procured a promotional Jagermeister hat off of Derek. I said to him, "Der, I want that fancy Jagermeister shot glass" (that was so elegantly taped to the top of the cash register). He shook his head no and said that the owner liked the look of them there and that he couldn't give it away. He reached under the counter and threw a trucker cap at me. This is now the third thing he's given me-- his own hat off his head, a leather cuff bracelet that I admired on his wrist and now some weird promo item. Derek I think I've asked for sex on occasion, why can't you give that up as easily?

Things that make you go hmmm.

Oh and Der saw prairie dogs while in Denver...who's sooo jealous??? Now if only I could get him to give me one of those...and a Meir cat I think I would be happy. OOOhhh and a seal! or a sea lion...
posted by Melina at 4:27 PM