Things that I've done or apply to me are bolded.
Taken from the cheshire cat!
I miss somebody right now.
I don't watch much TV these days.
I love olives oh god yes (I could live on green olives alone)
I own lots of books. (it's a obsession really)
I wear glasses or contact lenses. (since 6th grade)
I love to play video games. Um, except that I don't.
I've tried marijuana. (if by try you mean I used to have a love affair with it?)
I've watched porn movies. (even made one ala Paris, and um lost the camera)
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (just once, I lost my mind for a little there. I thought my love justified me to be crazy)
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. (Shit, how about all the fucking time.)
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I have a hobby. (sex is a hobby right?)
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. [Um, ...?]
I'm TOTALLY smart. Duh. I just do really dumb things
I've never broken someone's bones. (yes I did, giving my friend's sister an "airplane ride and then flipping her with my feet)
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I love to be on top [goodness, are the other positions? It's my fav]
I hate the rain. [ I love the rain!]
I'm paranoid at times. How'd you know that? Are you watching me?
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Abso-fucking-lutely!)
I need money right now.
I love sushi. [Yuck! raw fish is not my bag]
I talk really, really fast.
I have fresh breath in the morning. [Um yeah...maybe after I used Scope?]
I have long hair. [indeed I do]
I have lost money in Las Vegas. [Um no, I scared of the thought of me in the city of sin--no self control!]
I have at least one brother and/or one sister.
I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis. Typically yes I do.
I have a twin (or a triplet, or somesuch). [I had an imaginary one, does that count?]
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. Halloween?
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. [I'm too cheap for caller id...how sad is that?)
I like the way that I look. (To an extent. Great face, could stand to lose a few pounds...which will be accomplished by August)
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
I know how to cornrow.
I am usually pessimistic. [I call it survival skills]
I have a lot of mood swings. Just call me a mood swinger...
I think prostitution should be legalized.
I think Britney Spears is pretty. [I used to...except her eyes are too far apart]
Slept with a housemate.
I have a hidden talent. [I have tons of non-hidden talents]
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I am currently single. (I wouldn't mind changing this...for the first time in a long time)
I have pecked someone of the same sex. (given that pecked means kissed, and um I fully made out with a girl before)
I enjoy talking on the phone. I hate the telephone and get nervous making calls...God bless text messaging!!
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I would rather shop than eat.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. Or Blog?
I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. [Oh, I hate, baby, I hate.]
I'm a pretty good dancer
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I love my momma!!)
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis. (don't know why since it's just shitty programming but I loooove the Real World)
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (try last night on for size)
I love drama. [I've only recently realized this]
I have never been in a real relationship before.
I've rejected someone before.
I currently have a crush/like someone. big huge gigantic sigh.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (for once I do!)
I want to have children in the future.(Scary but I could start now if there was the right guy in the picture...I never thought I'd say that!)
I have changed a diaper before. [nope, I've only held one baby in my life!!)
I've called the cops on a friend before. [nope. I have enough run ins with the law myself)
I've been complemented on my sexual abilities [yeah, I've definitely improved with age and practice]
I bite my nails.
I'm not allergic to anything
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger. (my boss back in the day. I was 21, he was 33...he taught me quite a bit)
I am shy around the opposite sex. [nope, can't say that I am]
I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. [No, but close.]
I have at least 5 away messages saved.
I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. [yeah I'm a jerk like that...I try not to be anymore]
I own the South Park movie.
I have avoided assignments at work or school to be blog [yes. my blog has caused me to forget all responsibilities]
When I was a kid I played doctor with a neighbor or chum. [yes and then at the age of 22 my neighbor and I got caught by the cops playing doctor in my car with the very same neighbor]
I enjoy some country music. [Oh fuck no.]
I would die for my best friends.[ I thought I would've but my best friend doesn't talk to me anymore...don't know why]
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. [Gross!]
I watch soap operas whenever I can
I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist. [um, not at all]
I have used my sexuality to advance my career. [no but I would, if I could advance anywhere]
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. [I prefer his monkey Bubbles]
I know all the words to Slick Rick's Children's Story. [Who? And what?????]
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. [That and it's perfectly acceptable to dress like a hooker for the night...good role playing sex!]
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I like surveys/memes. [Addicted is more like it!]
I am happy at this moment. [Ha! if by happy you mean miserable then yes...yes I'm fucking ecstatic]
I'm obsessed with guys. [ well not guys so much as penises]
I am bisexual.
Democrat.
Conservative Republican. [I'd rather die]
I am punk rockish.[at heart, not in dress]
I am preppy.
I go for older guys/girls, not younger
I study for tests most of the time.
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced. [I had my eyebrow pierced for one hot minute and I contempleted getting my nipples done]
I walk barefoot wherever I can. [the soles of my feet are already like leather!!]
I have jumped off a bridge. [everyone else did it, so I just had to right?]
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.[my second crack habit really!] [
I believe in prophetic dreams.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I am proficient on a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies. [Love is too strong a word.]
I've never been in love.
I think water rules. I want to be near the ocean right now.
I am going to college out of state.>
I am adopted.
I like sausage.
I am a pyro.
I love the Red Sox.
I have thrown up from crying too much. [when V walked out on me...I sobbed drunkenly on the lawn and then I dry heaved for a while and then puked...it was a great ending to an awful night]
I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. [absolutely. my best friend totally just up and decided not to hang out with me--ever. I'd say that was pretty intentional]
I love kisses.[I do! and I also love where they lead!]
I fall for the[some of the] worst people [for me...not bad guys really] and have been hurt many times.
I adore bright colors.
I love Dear Abby.[hate the bitch]
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I think school is awesome.
I think pigtails serve a purpose. [Especially when dressed up as a school girl]
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I don't like multi-textured ice cream
I think John Cusack is adorable. Fucking adorable.
I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
I watch Food Network way too much.
I love coaching youth sports.
I can pick up things with my toes
I can't whistle.
I can move my tounge in waves, much like a snake's slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse. Ridden.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.[mad skills baby!!]
I regularly eschew wearing pants
I have never done a flip.