This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Friday, January 21, 2005
Melina, the Blogging Fiend...
This was just too funny not to share! goes along with the theme of the blog.

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

> a) Innovative

> b) Preliminary

> c) Proliferation

> d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

> a) Specificity

> b) British Constitution

> c) Passive-aggressive disorder

> d) Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

> a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

> b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.

> c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

> d) Please take the shooters back; let's have water.

> e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

> f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

> g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

> h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.

> I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

> j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

> k) Look, it would be nice to "do it" but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
> l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure it’s just because he knows her or something.

> m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.

> n) I must get to my bed, as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.
posted by Melina at 2:16 PM