This was just too funny not to share! Enjoy...it goes along with the theme of the blog.

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

> a) Innovative

> b) Preliminary

> c) Proliferation

> d) Cinnamon


Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

> a) Specificity

> b) British Constitution

> c) Passive-aggressive disorder

> d) Transubstantiate
Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...


> a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

> b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit.

> c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

> d) Please take the shooters back; let's have water.

> e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

> f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

> g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

> h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination.

> I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

> j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

> k) Look, it would be nice to "do it" but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
> l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure it’s just because he knows her or something.

> m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.

> n) I must get to my bed, as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.