Humiliating Revelation
You know hoodies? You know like the picture to the left? I have to force myself to call them hoodies because when I was growing up, my dad called them sweathoods...which is what I secretly call them.
The term sweathood is so dirty and nasty! I'm just picturing a hood all full of sweat. Now, it's not the most humiliating thing ever but I'm just trying to wrap my head around what other words my dad mistaught me. I know there has to be a lot out there since the man would write things like this:
zink=sink
bite-a-min= vitamin
skreen door=screen door
Amazingly, English was his first and only language. Even more amazing? I teach English.
Reveal something only moderately humiliating to me. Pwwwwweeeeassssssszzzzzzzze???
PS. Buy me that sweathood *ahem* HOODIE...it's flippin' sweet!
Labels: age old questions, dad, hoodies, humiliation, sweathood
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