This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Monday, April 21, 2008
The Shrimp

First let me say thanks to both my mom and Chelle, I'm not knocking their gifts (and borrowed books), but really pregnancy books are just terrifying and they cause you to name your tiny fetus, "Kung Pow Shrimp" because that's precisely what it looks like in the pictures right now.

Is it any wonder that I've been dreaming about Sigourney Weaver in Aliens nightly? I've seen what it's morphing into this week and hopefully it's not this because whenever I think of the alien baby I think of Spaceballs too:

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