Nicknames for John
While playing Trivial Pursuit last night and losing miserably, I turned to my other skill set to help me in my time of need...I worked on a riff of nicknames for John. I submit them for your approval:
1. Le Douche
2. Sir Douchebaggery
3. El Douche ( pronounced: du- chee)
4. My Favorite Douchebag (like My Favorite Martian)
Mid list I sang, "Pass the douchie to left..."
corrupting this song:
And that's how I amused myself while being trounced, until John with his tragic eyes says, "Why must I be the douche?"
Why indeed? Because you're beating me at board games sucker! It's not a coincidence that every time John and I see my mom she makes sure to mention that I am a sore loser.
1. Le Douche
2. Sir Douchebaggery
3. El Douche ( pronounced: du- chee)
4. My Favorite Douchebag (like My Favorite Martian)
Mid list I sang, "Pass the douchie to left..."
corrupting this song:
And that's how I amused myself while being trounced, until John with his tragic eyes says, "Why must I be the douche?"
Why indeed? Because you're beating me at board games sucker! It's not a coincidence that every time John and I see my mom she makes sure to mention that I am a sore loser.
Labels: board games, douchebags, john's a saint, my favorite martian, pass the dutchie
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