This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Friday, August 11, 2006
What's in a name??
John and I were talking about getting another dog...he wants a pug. We talked about names and we think we came up with something genius. We want to name the dog after one of John's good friends. It's not that this good friend has a particulary interesting or odd name but it would be just so funny...For example, let's say that his friend's name was Nipsy Russell (which it's not):

Me: "John! Nipsy Russell just pooped on the floor!" or

Me: "Nipsy Russell!! Stop humping my leg!" or

Me: "That Nipsy Russel, he's incredibly flexible, he just won't stop licking his balls..."

The possibilities and funny scenarios using this boy's name are endless and (to us) hilarious.
We told the boy we want to name our dog after our idea last night...he was less than thrilled.
posted by Melina at 6:08 PM