This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Canine Conversations

So there I was, talking to the dog and I said, "Hey Butt Breath, we're going to get to see Johnny tonight!" and she wagged her tail so hard that it smacked the cat that I'm catsitting in the face and it fell over. If I had the video camera on, I would've made a million bucks on America's Funniest Home Videos...alas, I was too busy lying on the floor laughing.

This is John's biggest fan, she no longer holds much affection for me other than the fact that I feed and bathe her when necessary. Traitor.
posted by Melina at 4:01 PM