Sometimes it's nice to have a friend with a secret decoder ring
So as I play my little 3rd grade school yard game with John I forward the messages to my dear friend Chelle, who claims, that after watching hours of Dr. Phil, and putting in hours of lunches with males that she has a secret decoder ring to the male brain. I sent her my recent text messages to and from John and this is what she sent me back:
(Chelle's cracked code or translation from maleanese is in green)
message from John: Why the shitty mood? (OH GOD SHE HATES ME...THIS MAKES ME SAD SO I HOPE IT IS SOMETHING ELSE THAT HAS UPSET HER)
my response 1: (in my head: because you're annoying) real response: Don't know, yesterday was rough with parents/students etc...It's one of those days where you feel like you're giving everything and no one else is compromising. (NO I DON'T HATE YOU, BUT YOU ARE ADDING TO MY SHITTY DAY...THANKS CAN'T YOU JUST BE COOL AND STOP WITH THE GAMES!!!!)
John's message 2: Things are never 50-50 hun, usually they're 80-20...just make sure you're the one giving the 20% sometimes. Besides it can't be that bad...I think you're awesome! (HE LOVES YOU...AND WILL MAKE UP THE EXTRA 20% WHEN YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY)
My response 2: Thanks you're not half bad yourself ;) just one of those days Iguess. Im not one to get real down but I felt things were out of my control. Anyways, how'd your weekend turn out? (I LOVE YOU TOO...AND WILL ALWAYS GIVE YOU 80%)
John's message 3: No complaints, worked saturday then spent most of the rest with my hobbled roommate. (REASON WHY I COULD NOT HANG - I WAS BEING A GOOD FRIEND....SEE I AM A GOOD LOYAL GUY)
My response3: You had to work?I'm sure your roommate was glad to have your company. (YES YES YOU ARE A GOOD GUY AND I FORGIVE YOU FOR MAKING ME WAIT)
John's message 4: I'm off today...Band practice last night, going to taco tuesday for lunch. (HINT: REMEMBER THE MAGIC WE MADE OVER TACOS!!!)
My response 4: Enjoy! (YES YES I REMEMBER AND I LOVE YOU TOO)
You interpret them...
(Chelle's cracked code or translation from maleanese is in green)
message from John: Why the shitty mood? (OH GOD SHE HATES ME...THIS MAKES ME SAD SO I HOPE IT IS SOMETHING ELSE THAT HAS UPSET HER)
my response 1: (in my head: because you're annoying) real response: Don't know, yesterday was rough with parents/students etc...It's one of those days where you feel like you're giving everything and no one else is compromising. (NO I DON'T HATE YOU, BUT YOU ARE ADDING TO MY SHITTY DAY...THANKS CAN'T YOU JUST BE COOL AND STOP WITH THE GAMES!!!!)
John's message 2: Things are never 50-50 hun, usually they're 80-20...just make sure you're the one giving the 20% sometimes. Besides it can't be that bad...I think you're awesome! (HE LOVES YOU...AND WILL MAKE UP THE EXTRA 20% WHEN YOU ARE HAVING A BAD DAY)
My response 2: Thanks you're not half bad yourself ;) just one of those days Iguess. Im not one to get real down but I felt things were out of my control. Anyways, how'd your weekend turn out? (I LOVE YOU TOO...AND WILL ALWAYS GIVE YOU 80%)
John's message 3: No complaints, worked saturday then spent most of the rest with my hobbled roommate. (REASON WHY I COULD NOT HANG - I WAS BEING A GOOD FRIEND....SEE I AM A GOOD LOYAL GUY)
My response3: You had to work?I'm sure your roommate was glad to have your company. (YES YES YOU ARE A GOOD GUY AND I FORGIVE YOU FOR MAKING ME WAIT)
John's message 4: I'm off today...Band practice last night, going to taco tuesday for lunch. (HINT: REMEMBER THE MAGIC WE MADE OVER TACOS!!!)
My response 4: Enjoy! (YES YES I REMEMBER AND I LOVE YOU TOO)
Ha ha, this was fun...it totally reminded me of an old SNL skit with Joe Nameth in it...
So now it's your turn:You interpret them...
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