This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Sunday, March 20, 2005
Mini Polls Myths Debunked Or Our ESPN Was A Bit Off
1. No one puked on my green carpet. However, puking did occur in my bathroom. Chelle became Florence Fucking Nightingale...spoon feeding drunk ass Carolyn carrot cake and pretzels, because that's what you give people after they puke in your friend's house. Dumbass.

2. Ok so we rolled our eyes about the idea that Drk would come to the party...but he did. Ok I have very little faith in most things...but I now have total faith in Drk. He's seriously my angel. I've been touched by an angel...ok, it was only a grazing of the hands while we petting my dog but I was touched, so there.

3. First we said Chelle was going to bed down another hottie. Technically he was bedded...because he slept in the same bed as her, but he got as much action as Drk because Chelle was freaked out by "ESPN girl's" marriage prediction. Yeah, what the fuck is wrong Chelle and Drk...put out or get out! Seriously.

4. Ok prediction #4 was the fact that Matty and I were going to making out like mad...uh yeah, he never even showed up!

5. Prediction #5. "Someone will get cake smooshed in their face". Um yeah, no one got cake smashed in the face because Steve ate all the cake.

6. Prediction #6. "People would say something stupid about Cr and C getting back together". Actually most people said,"Awwww I missed C. He's soo nice!"

7. Prediction # 7. "Ry will try to walk home drunkenly." Um yeah, Ry didn't even make it to the party because he had too much "fun" at the other party...

8. Prediction #8. "Porn will be watched and analyzed" Nope, no porn was watched at all. Although, I did tell Drk that I was going to rent some porn with my new gift certificates. He just nodded at me.

read on to find out what occurred at the par-tay!!
posted by Melina at 1:38 PM