Mini Polls Myths Debunked Or Our ESPN Was A Bit Off
1. No one puked on my green carpet. However, puking did occur in my bathroom. Chelle became Florence Fucking Nightingale...spoon feeding drunk ass Carolyn carrot cake and pretzels, because that's what you give people after they puke in your friend's house. Dumbass.
2. Ok so we rolled our eyes about the idea that Drk would come to the party...but he did. Ok I have very little faith in most things...but I now have total faith in Drk. He's seriously my angel. I've been touched by an angel...ok, it was only a grazing of the hands while we petting my dog but I was touched, so there.
3. First we said Chelle was going to bed down another hottie. Technically he was bedded...because he slept in the same bed as her, but he got as much action as Drk because Chelle was freaked out by "ESPN girl's" marriage prediction. Yeah, what the fuck is wrong Chelle and Drk...put out or get out! Seriously.
4. Ok prediction #4 was the fact that Matty and I were going to making out like mad...uh yeah, he never even showed up!
5. Prediction #5. "Someone will get cake smooshed in their face". Um yeah, no one got cake smashed in the face because Steve ate all the cake.
6. Prediction #6. "People would say something stupid about Cr and C getting back together". Actually most people said,"Awwww I missed C. He's soo nice!"
7. Prediction # 7. "Ry will try to walk home drunkenly." Um yeah, Ry didn't even make it to the party because he had too much "fun" at the other party...
8. Prediction #8. "Porn will be watched and analyzed" Nope, no porn was watched at all. Although, I did tell Drk that I was going to rent some porn with my new gift certificates. He just nodded at me.
read on to find out what occurred at the par-tay!!
2. Ok so we rolled our eyes about the idea that Drk would come to the party...but he did. Ok I have very little faith in most things...but I now have total faith in Drk. He's seriously my angel. I've been touched by an angel...ok, it was only a grazing of the hands while we petting my dog but I was touched, so there.
3. First we said Chelle was going to bed down another hottie. Technically he was bedded...because he slept in the same bed as her, but he got as much action as Drk because Chelle was freaked out by "ESPN girl's" marriage prediction. Yeah, what the fuck is wrong Chelle and Drk...put out or get out! Seriously.
4. Ok prediction #4 was the fact that Matty and I were going to making out like mad...uh yeah, he never even showed up!
5. Prediction #5. "Someone will get cake smooshed in their face". Um yeah, no one got cake smashed in the face because Steve ate all the cake.
6. Prediction #6. "People would say something stupid about Cr and C getting back together". Actually most people said,"Awwww I missed C. He's soo nice!"
7. Prediction # 7. "Ry will try to walk home drunkenly." Um yeah, Ry didn't even make it to the party because he had too much "fun" at the other party...
8. Prediction #8. "Porn will be watched and analyzed" Nope, no porn was watched at all. Although, I did tell Drk that I was going to rent some porn with my new gift certificates. He just nodded at me.
read on to find out what occurred at the par-tay!!
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