Due to recent decisions to visit thitwbar less frequently I decided I needed something else to fill my time. Hence, I am joining a new gym. This should be highly amusing as I am joining with my friend Chelle (of the skinhead puppy kissing variety-hey at least it was only a kiss!). This is a new thing for me, I've always gone to a different gym than all my friends because I'm immature. It will be hard to concentrate because I love being a ham...so after today when I start singing the Chariots of Fire theme song while we cruise to Nowheresville on the treadmill, she may not want to be my gym rat friend. But I bet she will.

I am so excited though! I've missed my old gym very much. After buying a house I had to give up the luxurious yet rediculously expensive gym I once was a member of. It was a gym for the beautiful people. I swear, I was the only person who ever broke a sweat there, everyone else just 'glistened' in their sexy little non-workoutable outfits.

This morning my liver thanked me for this decision. You're welcome little liver, you are welcome.