Chelle and I were talking about B and how she wonders if he's home yet from his fishing excursion and I tell her that she should tactfully send him a text message that says Are you home yet? Let's fuck. I told her that the message worked very well with Matty. In fact, it's perfect--concise, to the point and just the slightest bit (ha) crass so that the man knows that you're not playing around. Chelle's response, "That's not exactly something you want in your quick notes (canned messages for cell phones)." My reply, "Yes it is. Then when I'm drunk I can send my mom a text message by accident that says,"Let's fuck" and then my grandma, heck maybe even my boss. Hmmm, this is me, rethinking the "Let's Fuck" canned message.