Shit or sit...it makes no difference
Either the kid is telling inanimate objects, fruits (such as bananas), and grocery store workers to sit, or I say the word "shit" entirely too often. I went with the former as my explanation to the elderly woman behind me in line at the grocery store. It went something like this, "Oh no, he wasn't saying shit (SHIT! I said it again!), he was just telling you to sit!" She didn't even crack a smile...and Tommy didn't help, he said, "shit, shit, shit" fairly merrily as we exited the building.
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