This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Thursday, February 14, 2008
My Bloody Valentine

Dear Cupid,

Let me thank you ever so much for hitting me with your lovely golden arrow and allowing me to see my special friend a few days early! I know I could've waited for a few more days but you are an impetuous little bastard!! It's just so fucking romantic to be ragging it on Valentine's Day. That being said, it is a good thing everyone has plied me with chocolate on this ever special day of LOVE. John, if you're still unsure of that "special gift" that can show me your undying love?? A box of Tampax would be perfect right about now.

Love and Kisses,


PS. No one make me these tampon heart earrings because they are kinda gross...even for me.

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posted by Melina at 3:20 PM