My Bloody Valentine
Dear Cupid,
Let me thank you ever so much for hitting me with your lovely golden arrow and allowing me to see my special friend a few days early! I know I could've waited for a few more days but you are an impetuous little bastard!! It's just so fucking romantic to be ragging it on Valentine's Day. That being said, it is a good thing everyone has plied me with chocolate on this ever special day of LOVE. John, if you're still unsure of that "special gift" that can show me your undying love?? A box of Tampax would be perfect right about now.
Love and Kisses,
Melina
PS. No one make me these tampon heart earrings because they are kinda gross...even for me.
Labels: being a woman, gross humor, love, tampons, valentines
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