This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Friday, July 06, 2007
A picture's worth 0 words
So you send a tasteful (ha ha, there's no such thing) photo of yourself know, to help a Friday to go faster for your man...

...and you hear nothing back!
What happened?

Was it:

a) You actually sent the picture to your Aunt Joanie.
b) Your husband left his phone in the car and/or the battery is dead because he never charges it.
c) Your boobs just aren't as good as you thought they were.
d) Your husband replied to another girl, thinking the boobs belonged to her.
e) He said, "These things? I see them every night...why is she shoving them down my (proverbial) throat?"
f) He's working hard today and only one of us can lay out and think of naked pictures to send her spouse.

I guess I'll find out later...

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posted by Melina at 11:09 AM