Quite the housewife...
Yesterday I did two things that qualify me for the role of housewife extrodinaire...
1. I made a chocolate trifle. What's that you ask? Layers of chocolate cake, skors bar crumbles, chocolate pudding and whipped cream. Keep layering over and over again until your thighs rub together and you wanna scream, "Have mercy!" (um...only sounds right if you do it John Stamos style from Full House)
2. I went down on John at the bar last night. I pretended to drop a dollar bill, and just stayed on my knees a little longer than necessary (the key to a good marriage people is to keep it interesting...I plan on it).
And there you have it, the new Betty Crocker has spoken.
1. I made a chocolate trifle. What's that you ask? Layers of chocolate cake, skors bar crumbles, chocolate pudding and whipped cream. Keep layering over and over again until your thighs rub together and you wanna scream, "Have mercy!" (um...only sounds right if you do it John Stamos style from Full House)
2. I went down on John at the bar last night. I pretended to drop a dollar bill, and just stayed on my knees a little longer than necessary (the key to a good marriage people is to keep it interesting...I plan on it).
And there you have it, the new Betty Crocker has spoken.
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