This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Thursday, June 22, 2006
Quite the housewife...
Yesterday I did two things that qualify me for the role of housewife extrodinaire...

1. I made a chocolate trifle. What's that you ask? Layers of chocolate cake, skors bar crumbles, chocolate pudding and whipped cream. Keep layering over and over again until your thighs rub together and you wanna scream, "Have mercy!" (um...only sounds right if you do it John Stamos style from Full House)

2. I went down on John at the bar last night. I pretended to drop a dollar bill, and just stayed on my knees a little longer than necessary (the key to a good marriage people is to keep it interesting...I plan on it).

And there you have it, the new Betty Crocker has spoken.
posted by Melina at 11:20 AM