This is blog of a woman who didn't know what she wanted and so chased after dreams and men in search of the answers...drunken hilarity ensued. Then one day she met a man who was everything she wanted, but he wasn't so sure. Then she did the unthinkable; after they broke up she gave him this blog address and she let him into her mind as well as her heart. Unbelievably, even after sorting through the sordid archives of failed relationships, one night stands and her lusty (and embarassing) pursuit to secure the heart of a certain young line cook, John somehow managed to fall in love with her too. Melina and John were married a little over six months after they started dating, running away to Las Vegas to seal the deal. You can imagine what the over/under bet was to see if they'd even make it a year!! Over a year later and they are still going strong...this blog has become their story. Need to tell me something? Email me at Melinalovesjohnny at gmail dot com
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Thursday, December 01, 2005
So then I said...
I can no longer let this go. STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE! and the young man I was talking to had the balls to say, "Who me?" whilst his finger remained lodged in his right nostril apparently diggig for the elusive nasal gold.

Um no. I was talking the other idiot who was fisting his nose in public. He will go far in life, I'm sure of it.

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posted by Melina at 7:26 PM