Since Mr. Pink has died, I've been subjected to Mr. Orange. Mr. Orange totally sucks. His vibrating potential is weak, he's a bit too thick on the girth, and he has no flexibility. Now when I'm alone I just work manually because I hate Mr. Orange so much, but I refuse to throw him away because he cost me about $70.00. I've often mentioned that Matty likes to incorporate a vibrator in the repetoire almost all the time...which means Mr. Orange and I have been having quite a few intimate encounters as of late. Since it doesn't look like the fun with Matty is ending any time soon I was spurred to go out and purchase a new mister. Thanks to Toys in Babesland , Mr. Purple will be arriving on Tuesday. There's a smile on my face already!

This post was inspired by Avatar's post on masturbation and different "tools of the trade"