Chelle made it to the Erin Express...here are random snippets from her day (as she drunkenly rambles to me).

There was a man dressed only in a green bathrobe and nothing else.

She walked into the first bar at 9am...there were already thirty people there.

Her morning started with Jaegger bombs.

The only food she consumed today was Orbitz gum.

One of the boys that Chelle likes is this guy named Ed. Ed likes Chelle back but still has a girlfriend. This girlfriend has implants. Chelle says that the doctor should've implanted them in her chest and not in her armpits...

This is direct drunken quote from Chelle, "If you want to fuck me (meaning Ed) don't grab my ass and then introduce me to your ratfaced ugly girlfriend." She ends this statement by saying, "But that door is not closed yet with Ed...I will sleep with him."

Words of Wisdom from Chelle, "If you're going to drink for two days straight, don't stop. Because the hangover is setting in...and I'm getting sleepy."

Chelle also stated that she saw guys in dictator hats everywhere today and that she had to resist the urge not to go up and talk with them because she felt like "she knew them."