Ml and I spoke last night on the phone and she asked the age old question, "Why are we still single? We're both hot, we're both intelligent and we're both so fucking cool and easy going...WTF?" So of course, I gave Ml the age old answer that single women (who are hot) give each other, "Men are just intimidated by us darling..." (which may or may not be true, but it sounds nice). But that wasn't good enough for Ml. She says,"Still? I mean we approach guys and stuff...and we're hilarious!" and then I gave her the other age old answer, "We're not bitches." She was silent, so I continued, " I suggest the next time a guy comes up to talk with us we just say, 'How's the weather twat,' or 'Shove off you wanker?' and that man will be our slave." (I don't know, British insults seem much more fun) I'm sure it works, I've seen the biggest bitches in the world with the sweetest men alive."
"You make me laugh, hard."
"That's what I'm here for," and then for practice I added, "You fucking twat."
Ml laughed harder.